Saturday, 24 May 2014

45-Year-Old Fat Man Fails To Win Prestigious Literary Award

Well, last night was the presentation of the 2014 Myriad Editions First Graphic Novel Award and I didn't win (although I did get some Myriad graphic novels as a runner-up prize, which was nice).  Other than that, though, it was a great evening.  All of the shortlisted entries were very good and the incredibly talented Jade Sarson was a deserving winner.  I was very nervous before I went up on stage to do my reading but it ended up going really well and I was very pleased with the response I got.  I really wasn't sure how well a book about my history of embarrassing health problems would go down but reaching the shortlist in this competition, getting a lot of laughs during my reading, and having a lot of people come up to me after the reading to tell me how funny it was has really boosted my confidence in this project. I will definitely be completing it. Thank you to Myriad and the judges for shortlisting me (and for the graphic novels), I really appreciate it.

I should probably get on with the rest of the book now.

Friday, 23 May 2014

Judgement Day

This evening, the winner of the 2014 Myriad Editions First Graphic Novel Award will be announced at the British Library.  My in-progress graphic novel, 'Sack, Crack & Back (& Brain)', is one of six shortlisted entries, so I will be there, nervously awaiting the result.  In case I wasn't already nervous enough, at some point in the evening, I have to go up on stage, talk to the judges (and/or Paul Gravett) about my work and do a three-page reading. If you would like to come along and witness this spectacle, tickets are available here, although I believe tickets are also available on the door.

I should probably go and iron a shirt now.   

Tuesday, 6 May 2014


I am over the frigging moon to announce that my in-progress, autobiographical graphic novel, 'Sack, Crack & Back (& Brain)', has made the shortlist for this year's Myriad Editions First Graphic Novel Competition. The winner will be announced at an event at the British Library on May 23rd.  I will be there to show off a few pages and talk about my work with the judges before the winner is announced and receives a prize of £1,000,000 in cash and a kiss on the lips from TV's Susanna Reid (at least this is what I understood the prize to be when I entered but now I'm starting to hear rumours that the first prize is just a publishing deal).  

I am the only man on the shortlist and my graphic novel is mostly about my testicles - images like the one above are not censored in the actual work - so this could be a very awkward evening.  If you would like to come along and watch a 45-year-old, overweight, socially awkward man make a fool of himself talking about his testicles in front of a room full of people, tickets are available from here.  I have yet to decide whether or not I will be wearing trousers and underpants on the evening.